1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just...

1) When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages. 2) Your opening chat-up line is: "So, what's your homepage address?" 3) You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds. 4) You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links. 5) Your cat has his own webpage. 6) So does your gold fish. 7) One of your...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Darn, there go the lights again... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck,...

1. Bring a blowhorn. Use it when you ask or answer a question. 2. Heckle the professor. 3. Hire a video crew to come to the class. If asked about it, say that you have to tape the lecture for a friend. 4. Bring a water gun. Shoot the professor when his back is turned. 5. Get the other students in your row to do the wave. 6. Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the professor if you can borrow his chalk to take notes. 7. Contradict everything the professor says....

1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5) Are You Andy or Barney? 6) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer 7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8) I pay your salary! 9) Gee, Officer!...

1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do...

What's the difference between unique and very unique? Can you cry under water? Why are actors IN movies but ON television? Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out thewindow when you take him for a car ride? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the...

Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home. Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman! Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Lecture...

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