Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web
Posted by UnifiedBloggers | Wednesday, February 16, 2011 | Category:
Signs you are....
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1) When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
2) Your opening chat-up line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
3) You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
4) You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
5) Your cat has his own webpage.
6) So does your gold fish.
7) One of your best friends is Mirsky2001, and you've never met him/her.
8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
9) You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
10) You felt driven to consult the "Shockwave Daily Jigsaw" on your wedding day.
11) while talking to your friends instead of laughing at a joke you say "lol!"
2) Your opening chat-up line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
3) You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
4) You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
5) Your cat has his own webpage.
6) So does your gold fish.
7) One of your best friends is Mirsky2001, and you've never met him/her.
8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
9) You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
10) You felt driven to consult the "Shockwave Daily Jigsaw" on your wedding day.
11) while talking to your friends instead of laughing at a joke you say "lol!"
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