Thursday, July 21, 2011
10 Ways How to Annoy Poor People
Posted by UnifiedBloggers | Thursday, July 21, 2011 | Category:
funny tips
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1.when a poor person says ''Spare some change?'' give him a type of money no one has ever heard of.
2.when you know someone is going to ask for money, confuse him by asking HIM for money.
3.when you see someone with a cup full of coins, sit right next to him and scare everyone away.
4.if you see a sleeping hobo, put your empty liqueur bottles next to him, so people will think he will waste his money on booze.
5.if you see an empty cup (used for change), make paper cutouts of paper money.
6.put a sign right next to a guy that says ''i am blind, so please dont take my money'' or ''i have very bad health/i smell badly/i am going to die of swine flu/back to work at 5:30.''
7.eat a lot of food and jingle your cash right infront of him of him.
8.stare at him.
9.give him a spray paint can and a paper bag and tell him ''knock yourself out''
and finally 10.take him to your house, give him a cup of coffee, ask him how didi he wind up on the streets, intreduce him to your family, take him to the bar. get him so drunk he blacks out, nows your chance to take him to the worst place possible, write of his face and do whatever the hell you want with him. hey, you did give him that coffee
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