1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to by a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards 2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist 3. One word for you flatulance 4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you 5. Pretend to be a doctor 6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse " 7. Run around the...

Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy -Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter's Camp, righth" -After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button does." Simulate a cutoff. -Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. -Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. -Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. -Ask if you they can put food coloring in the cheese. -Ask to see a menu. -Ask what their phone number...