Thursday, March 31, 2011
20 things to do in a hospital
Posted by UnifiedBloggers | Thursday, March 31, 2011 | Category:
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to by a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards
2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for you flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to you
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that you may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that you pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on you hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and you call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front desk to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the table in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When you enter the doctors office claim that you saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get you arrested
2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for you flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to you
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that you may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that you pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on you hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and you call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front desk to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the table in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When you enter the doctors office claim that you saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get you arrested
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy
Posted by UnifiedBloggers | Tuesday, March 22, 2011 | Category:
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-Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter's Camp, righth"
-After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button does." Simulate a cutoff.
-Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
-Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
-Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
-Ask if you they can put food coloring in the cheese.
-Ask to see a menu.
-Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
-Be vague in your order.
-Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
-Change your accent every three seconds.
-If (s)he says the word "pizza", say, "Please don't mention that word."
-Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I Who are your"
-Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
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